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28 Jan

Telling Someone To Fuck Off: An Example of Shawna Bee

Dearest Shawna,

Since your friend felt like she had the right to send Miriam all those messages on POF, I thought I would do the same thing.

First of all, being a musician, I think I am authorized to say that you have the absolute worst sense of hearing. Is that actually suppose to be a song on your profile?? I thought my computer had an error at first, or maybe a virus...

anyways... I saw that lovely video of you and your friend... lets say it was dancing... on youtube. now, I am so glad miriam did NOT go out with you, cuz I just started to imagine one day, when we'd all be going out together and I would have to be in the same room as you dancing. it looked so uncoordinated, I'm pretty sure someone in that room would have end up injured.

Now, about your "lovelife". a transvestite?? seriously? over and actual REAL woman???? well... most likely that relationship with "alexander" won't last very long... probably everytime you guys have sex, you will be interrupted (lets say right before the highlight that you might get out of that performance) by a sudden break of a battery change, since your boyfriend's, probably plastic, wiener will run out of energy. you, as a woman (or so we all think), know yourself how long a REAL woman can go on for.... why are you going for a transvestite when you could go for a real man (who does NOT need batteries)?? and why did you lie to Miriam and tell her you were a lesbian? If you would have told her you were bi, we would not have this conversation, since she would have been "Bye".

Since I'm on such a roll, what's the deal with you and cupcakes? do you know the amount of carbs in those things? you might want to look into that, cuz it's kinda noticeable, in certain areas... one of them being youtube....

another reason you might have that noticeable.. cupcake figure could be all the time you spend on your cupcake butt, uploading things that I'm not even sure have a purpose in this world, to your photobucket account. aren't people suppose to upload PHOTOS on that? are you making money off of those quotes? or is your life that boring? you don't have enough cupcakes to eat?? maybe you should invest in a gym pass instead of cupcake ingredients.

after thinking about you and writing this message, I've come to the conclusion that you are as neurotic as you think all the jews in the world are. here is a nice little quote for your collection: take the log out of your eye, before you pick the speck out of my friends eye. have fun uploading that one. I hope you make a lot of money off of that one to pay for prozac you'll need after reading this message.
to sum it up, you're a freak and you'll regret not going out with a pretty, smart REAL girl like Miriam.

Sincerely,
your friend forever
The Reciprocator.

PS: the friend for ever thing was just a joke. and I think you need to masturbate more.

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